And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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