But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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