Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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