Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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