I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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