Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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