So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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