We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
wow bdsm is so cute
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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