I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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