Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
