you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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