Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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