For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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