I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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