where am i from again
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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