i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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