so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
