you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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