I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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