when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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