how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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