It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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