i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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