I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
