STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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