Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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