on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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