No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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