I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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