I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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