I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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