Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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