Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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