Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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