Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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