yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
