my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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