i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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