we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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