i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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