Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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