apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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