I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
