Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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