I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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