i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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