Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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