Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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