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go home
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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