At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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