My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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