soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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