you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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