hotel room ftw
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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