is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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