why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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