after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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