I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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