I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
her facebook's as public as her vagina
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Randomize
